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moriahari:

HOLY SHIT

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erics-idle:

The Riker:

  1. Lift leg over back of chair
  2. Sit
  3. Resume eye contact
  4. Carry on the conversation as if you didn’t just sit down in the most boss way possible

A friend of mine literally built her first DnD character around The Riker.

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saathi1013:

virginiagentlenerd:

1. Steve Rogers is not just some dumb soldier who follows orders, he thinks outside the box and asks questions and considers consequences.

2. Peggy Carter had plans to eat that boy alive before he became a delicious roast beefcake in Howard Stark’s hottie machine. 

3. I don’t understand people who didn’t enjoy this movie. 

LAUGHING FOREVER AT #2 BECAUSE PERFECTION

Roast beefcake is just added bonus:

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So the game Magic the Gathering just released a new Planeswalker Dack Fayden (specific character with multiple abilities) who happens to form a combo with two others, Jace Beleren and Tezzeret the Winter Soldier (uh, I mean Seeker, he has this whole metal arm thing going on… anyway…)

Less than an hour after the new card was revealed, someone started writing three-man slashfic about them. Literally nothing is known about this Fayden guy except he’s supposedly a master thief. No fandom is immune to fucking weirdness. 

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ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.

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How to explain the difference between the Lord of the Rings and the Silmarillion to the Uninitiated

ommflem:

The Lord of the Rings summed up: There’s some good in this world and it’s worth fighting for. 

The Silmarillion summed up: There are three small pieces of good left in the world, and fighting for them is a catastrophically bad idea in all circumstances. 

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toastdurr:

vagisodium:

i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out

hELL YES

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