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"This is murder""This is war, champion. How would you kill a God?""Not like this."

"This is murder"
"This is war, champion. How would you kill a God?"
"Not like this."

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Well, I probably wouldn’t be rocking this pimp armour I looted from the King’s body, so yeah- I’d say things would’ve been different. 

Well, I probably wouldn’t be rocking this pimp armour I looted from the King’s body, so yeah- I’d say things would’ve been different. 

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blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

(via unicyclehippo)

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tabletopresources:

When the DM lets a player name the item

(Source: temporalcinnamon, via unicyclehippo)

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outofcontextdnd:

"So why are you called Thunk?" "It the sound Thunk make when parents drop Thunk"

- on Thunk, Orc Barbarian

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kingloptr:

literallytrash:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

you need less jesus

holy fuck

(via pirateofpenzance)

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For the last time, the criteria is ‘Feelings of Impotency’ not ‘Emotional Whiskeydick’

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outofcontextdnd:

Rogue: We’re in a chapel? I marry [[warden]] and [[cleric]].

Warden: I’m pretty sure [[cleric]] is the only one with that kind of power. 

DM: [[Rogue]] did recently found a cult based on hedgehog worship, though, so who knows? 

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Looking for a writing prompt? Why not try my patented penis enlargement- er, I mean, random gibberish sent to me by internet scammers.