"So why are you called Thunk?" "It the sound Thunk make when parents drop Thunk"
- on Thunk, Orc Barbarian
My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms 23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed
you need less jesus
For the last time, the criteria is ‘Feelings of Impotency’ not ‘Emotional Whiskeydick’
Rogue: We’re in a chapel? I marry [[warden]] and [[cleric]].
Warden: I’m pretty sure [[cleric]] is the only one with that kind of power.
DM: [[Rogue]] did recently found a cult based on hedgehog worship, though, so who knows?