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"How many people can be awake at the same time?"

— My 4yo just wrote the premise of the next JJ Abrams show (via improvisingfatherhood)

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  • DM: Don't touch the fertility idol
  • Rogue: I'm going to touch the idol
  • DM: No-
  • Rogue: I touch the idol
  • DM: ...
  • Barbarian: ...
  • Fighter: ...
  • Ranger: ...
  • Other Fighter: ...
  • Ranger: What happens now?
  • DM: I- I think you're pregnant.
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fuckyeahcomicsbaby:

an ancient and terrible curse.

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cleolinda:

cinematicnomad:

apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad f**k” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.

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mymomcantfindthisblog:

shslequius:

shslequius:

Nine out of ten doctors recommend going on a trip to an amusement park this weekend

The tenth doctor doesn’t want to go

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owlmylove:

whenever i’m sad i like to imagine what possible crime Steve Irwin’s ancestor committed to warrant him being sent to Australia like some Victorian gentleman escorting a lady to the zoo past the crocodile enclosure and going “do you see that great wyrm sunning itself there? quite a striking creature, is it not? I do believe I shall engage it in fisticuffs.” 

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"This is murder""This is war, champion. How would you kill a God?""Not like this."

"This is murder"
"This is war, champion. How would you kill a God?"
"Not like this."

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Well, I probably wouldn’t be rocking this pimp armour I looted from the King’s body, so yeah- I’d say things would’ve been different. 

Well, I probably wouldn’t be rocking this pimp armour I looted from the King’s body, so yeah- I’d say things would’ve been different. 

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blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

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tabletopresources:

When the DM lets a player name the item

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